It turns out that after 246 years, a new phenomena has been uncovered far into the deepest regions of the US. It sent shivers down the historical food chains and libraries everywhere, not to mention the panic in news rooms and on op-ed desks.

In 2020, we officially discovered that you can abridge any free speech or press by simply calling it Russian disinformation,… multiple sources familiar with the matter have told us.

This is not a joke, it is not hyperbole. No civil service employees or federal agents have been harmed or exposed in creation of this report. It cannot be used in a “court of law;” and no Russian disinformation was used or consulted for this report.  Sponsored by FJB LLC. We regret any confusion this may have caused in the past. But now you know.

Right Ring | Bullright | 2022